Fenoxo's Blog

Yes Kelt.  We will obey.  (Kelt Art By Aldergames).

The Bakery Blitz Contest prize list is finalized!  (Note more may be added if I see something awesome on sale or if someone has a great game to toss in the pile):

• Bioshock
• Bioshock 2 (2x)
• Dota 2
• Dungeon Defenders + DLC
• Greed Corp (2x)
• Half Life 2: Episode 2
• Oddworld: Abe’s Exodus
• Plants vs Zombies (3x)
• Portal (3x)
• Saints Row 2
• Sanctum (2x)
• Supreme Commander 2
• Terraria
• World of Goo (3x)

Today I’ll be Tera streaming, so no more work done today.  I did tweak some shit this morning though, and I got this cool dark-skinned pudgy bunny linked to me in Fenchat (source).

Playing some Tera right now!  If you have the game, we’ve got a guild that’s usually got at least 6-10 people on all time.  Come by Freeholds server and apply to Corrupted Champions if you want in!   I’ve got to get to level 50 by the 25th so I can get a run for election and rule over part of the world with an iron horse-cock.

This weekend I plan to take it a little slow.  I’ll get Cinnabar finished up today or tomorrow and patched into the game soonish.  Expect a lot of Tera streaming in my free time for the next day or so though.  Also, once I get my daughter to bed I’ll probably play some TF2 tonight, so that’ll be fun.

Meanwhile, Xadera has been streaming and doing donation work like me in order to raise money for a computer repair/replacement.  Today was the last day, but it’s over now and you missed out.

Image supplied by a lemon made of fonts.  I’m not sure how that works, but you should check out the excellent TF-chat series he has going on.

UPDATE – That was fast…

UPDATE2 – Lots of TF2 was played.  Asses were owned.  I play much better when my ping is 50-70 instead of 150-170.  Who would have thought?  I also wrote 2500ish words of new Ceraph stuff.  It looks like the 5 hours of new Ceraph stuff will be a new, noncombat meeting you can get in the mountains.  She’ll let you trade away a random piece of genitalia in exchange for removing a fetish, or bimbo liquer to remove all of them.  2200ish words of it done so far.  I just need to do the version where she takes tits and then write some short dream-sequences where you feel your stolen body parts being used.  I’m definitely going over time on this one.  :/

0.6.5j (Slut Rat) Changelog:

• Bunnies and shark-girl faces were displaying the normal human bits and then a bunny/shark specific bit.  I just cut it down to only the bunny/shark parts.
• Minor tweaks to bunny ears and antennae to prevent word echoing.
• Players libido can never drop below 15 and sensitivity will no longer go below 10.  Having 1 or 0 in those stats is just plain silly.  If the player is genderless the libido can be lowered to 10.
• Cinnabar will now be available in the Bizarre Bazaar.
• New back-end function – biggestCockIndex2() and biggestCockIndex3() – used for determining which two cocks are the second and third biggest respectively.

No huge piles of porn for you folks today, mainly bug fixes and some tweaks to appearance and hip descriptions.  Let me know if you see any weird results or obviously odd stuff (“Your flaring hips flare flaringly on your flanks”) or similar weirdness.  Now is definitely the time to speak up about anything like that with butt/hips/legs.  Tit cups and description overhauls will come once these are 100% good.

Art by Frogapus.

Patch 0.6.5i Changelog:

• Tweaked hipdescript() some – ‘waspish’ hips will now only occur when combined with pretty low tone.  ’Flanks’ will no longer appear unless you’re a centaur.  The ‘average’ and ‘normal’ descriptors were replaced with more pleasant alternatives like ‘well-formed’ and ‘pleasant’.
• Lots more hip descriptions for the appearance screen based on thickness and masculinity.  Mostly thickness though, I’m terrible at writing about huge masculine hips.  DOES NOT COMPUTE.
• Equipment is making a triumphant return to appear on the appearance screen!
• The extra texts for butts in the appearance screen should now have a high tone version of humans and centaurs.  No more powerful muscle-butts that jiggle like jello when you walk.
• Joey will now properly check for and charge gems.
• A few typo fixes.
• Added another rounding check to prevent decimal damages in combat.
• Bimbo liquer now causes lost pussies to regrow.  I didn’t want to have to do this but it was breaking bimbo tease.
• Credited Heckel’s author and the Gnoll Spear-thrower in the credits screen.
• Addict Counseling for Marble’s Milk is no longer available to those who have already completely mastered their addiction.
• Players who met Amily as females will get nicer intro texts at low affection to make it better match the ‘first time’ scene that females get.

Patch 0.6.5i1:

• Fixed negative HP bug and a few other small problems.
• Fixed some body part descriptions that echoed – jiggling ass jiggling with every step you take, etc.

5/18 1AM Update: I roughed out the majority of Cinnabar into code.  She still needs 1 small sex scene and the big multicock one roughed and tested.  I’m pretty sure I have 1 hour left in the budget to get it all done, so we’ll see how it goes.

Another day, another 4 to 4.5 hours of evening stream. Cinnabar is finished writing. I’ll fax her over to Z and see if he’s up to editing 12 pages of size-queen portal craziness. No ETA on when she’ll get coded, but she DEFINITELY edited. Cinnabar came to 8600 words total!

I think tomorrow I’ll take a break from writing crazy porn to work on the butt description sentences in the appearance screen, and then move on to modifying hips to account for body thickness.

My train of thought?
>Huge hips + low thickness = waspish hips.
>Huge hips + thick = cow-like flanks.
>Narrow hips + low thickness = barely-noticeable hips
>Narrow hips + high thickness =  near-invisible hips
Yeah there isn’t as much variation in the hips, but it’s hard to sexy up a chunky person with no hips.

This morning I cleared out the bug reports forum, so when I drop the next patch (tomorrow evening at the latest), it’ll have plenty of fixes to go with my normal madness.

(Art by Lemonfont)

I can’t thank you guys for coming through in such a big way enough.  Donation day raised over $1000, so provided I can do my damned job and churn out 68 more hours of stuff in 15 days, everything should be gravy.  Then again, I spent 5+ hours on a 4 hour commission so I’m off to a terrible start.  Oh well. Have the last page of Fleatrollus‘s comic!

An update on tonight’s work – I wrote approximately 3,100 of rat size-queen porn.  It goes from super-gape, cervix-pounding action up to belly-bulging craziness that would make Sparrow blush (Sparrow is an artist that draws insane insertions).  The first half is the same, but the last half splits between the two levels of craziness.  I may do a super-corrupt, mean version of it later, but I think the next thing I’ll tackle is my 3 or more dick portal-fuck with accidental self-anal.   I write the weirdest things, but I hope you all are enjoying Joey!

 Thanks to Adjatha for this amazing image!