First off, there’s a Halloween contest running right now. Rules and such are as posted over yonder.
I’m pleased to say that I’ve been writing since shortly after 9am this morning and produced 4,100 words of content, most of it for losing to your cousin’s bodyguard. It’s currently split between two different loss scenes, one of which is triggered by losing in a certain voluntary way in combat. Now if you win, I could have your cousin show up with a jetpack and a gatling laser to strafe you as cover for his underling to escape… or do some proper scenes this time. I’m going to aim for pounding out two of those on the morrow, which should have me ready to plug it into the game at the door to the pirate base’s secret ship.
Of course I still need descriptions for the rest of the scaffolding deck, which I will endaevor to add along with this fight. If nothing else I should be able to churn out 6-7 of them in short order. I also need to rework the forge-hound into a one-off optional miniboss in the forge deck, and probably give him some nice drops as a reward for taking him on.
Ta ta for now!
Genuinely pumped for more Dane content, really excited to see what you end up writing 😀
“I’m pleased to say that I’ve been writing since shortly after 9am this morning and produced 4,100 words of content, most of it for losing to your cousin’s bodyguard.”
Isn’t Dane supposed to get fired if Myrellion gets nuked? I kinda assumed that would mean Dane would be fired regardless and show up somewhere else later.
“or do some proper scenes this time” I’m REALLY hoping that means what I think it means since it involves Jack/Jill, but I doubt it’s gonna be what I’m thinking of.
I know, I’ve wanted to hatefuck Jill’s ass since I started playing years ago.
I mean I’d love to too, but I think we’re better off waiting and just merking her bodyguard.
Still want my quad arms tho…
I thought extra arms was given a big no by Savin/Fen ages ago?
You are correct.
Ya. The matter came up in comments a recently and tbh I don’t really see what the problem is (not like we can dual-wield anyway regardless of the # of arms) but IIRC Savin dropped by to empathically state “just no.”
Because every single instance where your arms are referred to or where there’s a physical struggle or where your hands are full or basically anything to do with anything would have to be rewritten.
It’s funny because Fenoxo actually brought up an in universe reason for it when you fight Dane. (“A lot of people think an extra set of arms will give them an edge in a fight, and it will. But…”, he pauses for effect, “Our brains aren’t meant to control that many limbs. The ability to independently coordinate four or more arms exists in one thousandth of the population of two-armed races.” Dane’s feet spread into a confident stance. “You’re looking at one of them.”)
“Twirling his blades while simultaneously cocking his guns, Dane whispers, “Prepare your anus.”
Both are silly excuses because whenever your arms actually get referred to it’s generally in the generic plural which, obviously, covers any arbitrary number above one (this is also how scenes tend to handle multiple tails, spare dicks, nonstandard number of legs etc.), and if Steele’s noggin can manage twenty-plus prehensile tentacles and tails without gridlocking completely a mere few arms should be easy peasy…
Honestly not really seeing why it would require much more than adjusting Steele’s character description. An awful lot of scenes require a fair bit of “filing to fit” by the reader’s imagination to accommodate the more unusual anatomies and/or plain handwaving obvious incongruities, anyway.
The bodyguard is not Dane, tho~
Shhh
To be honest, i just want to see that brat and his/her bodyguard dead. Best kill Dane first while force Jack / Jill to watch and than judge over your cousin in one of a couple of ways. I know it’s cruel, but i think he / she deserves it.
Honestly I’d take anything that fleshes them out beyond mustache-twirling caricature since Fen won’t let anyone else do it.
4100 words in a day is a shitload, man, congrats. 🙂
Woohooo im excited for more dane content!
Misread that as “more dance content”, and I’m now picturing TiTS as a rhythm game. There’s a lot of bouncing.
Boing boing.
Dane is not involved here~
In all honesty my dick couldnt be more flaccid for the rival finally being introduced in the game. All i want to just bend him/her over the knees and give him/her a good hard spanking. Is it weird that after years of expecting rival interaction i now couldn’t even care anymore?
Mildly amazed Dane’s actually still willing to try fighting the MC at this point… Then again their interactions post Mhen’ga seem to imply a degree of “no hard feelings” professional courtesy, ie. Steele isn’t likely to deathray him into a greasy soot stain on the wall just for trying to do his job.
Maybe, but if Dane’s still working for Steele’s cousin, fighting Steele *is* his job. He might not want to fight Steele, but part of being a merc is fighting who your boss says to fight, even if you’re personally okay with that person.
It’s also worth pointing out, the post doesn’t actually say it is Dane, it just says “your cousins bodyguard”, so it’s possible that Dane just said “fuck it, I’m out” and she hired someone else (or Dane is still there, and she just hired more guards).
S/he certainly should give some serious thought to hiring more goons given that, tbqh, Dane’s plain not quite up to the task (at least by himself) by Myrellion at the latest…
Jill *clap* Anal *cal*p Hatefuck *lapc*
*pacl*
Is it a strange coincidence that one day after Fen makes a twitter post about black-body radiation, that SciShow on YouTube has a vid out that is talking about a variation of it, or is it just me?
Clearly we’re in smutty cahoots!
I dunno, Hank seems pretty straight-laced.
Tho it was actually Michael who did the vid.
Hey fen, about how long will it take for the pc to get rid of cum addiction gotten from the forgehound?
So… is this Probe the one in Zheng Shi or did I imagine/confuse there’d be a probe on Uveto?
Uveto is supposed to be an optional planet. The coordinates you get from Myrellion don’t point to Uveto. In fact, out of all the ways to get access to Uveto, none of them are from coordinates
No double clits on Shekka. I am disappoint!
(Actually an amazing picture, just being an ass)
I only caught “cousin” and “pounding.”
…I might have enjoyed a certain exhibitionist scene through Belle a bit more than I’m sure that I’m ready to admit.
That image reminds me the sad fat that futa-Shekka “pitching” scenes are unavailable for male players (or not-vagina-wielders, for that matter).